Sophia Quote #789
Quote from Sophia in My Brother, My Father
Angelo: So, tell me, how are the children?
Dorothy: Oh, Uncle Angelo, they're all grown up.
Angelo: How nice.
Dorothy: Kate is an interior decorator in New York, and Michael is a very successful musician.
Stan: You know, I was a little disappointed Michael didn't want go in the novelty business with me.
Dorothy: Yes. It was a crushing blow when he decided to join the Boston Philharmonic instead of selling rubber dog poop door-to-door.
Stan: Don't knock the novelty business, snookums. Rubber dog poop and joy buzzers provided nicely for you, the two kids...
Dorothy: And several stewardesses.
Angelo: Stewardesses?
Sophia: Uh, they adopted them. After Asian babies, they're the most popular.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘My Brother, My Father’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Rose: We're doing Sound of Music, and Blanche didn't get the lead.
Dorothy: Oh, I can't believe you weren't cast in the lead role. You've gotten it the past five years in a row.
Blanche: Well, they hired a new director, and he has no taste.
Rose: Blanche used to sleep with the old one. The new director's gay.
Blanche: A gay theater director. Did you ever hear of such a thing?
Dorothy: It's absolutely shocking. Next thing you know they'll have black basketball players in the NBA.
Quote from Dorothy
Angelo: Dorothy!
Dorothy: Uncle Angelo, it is so good to see you.
Angelo: Dorothy, you know something? You look more beautiful now than you did on your wedding day.
Stan: You just used up all 50 Hail Marys on that one.
Angelo: Stanley, you're still a funny guy. You got a sense of humor still, huh? He still make you laugh like he used to?
Dorothy: Well, not really. But then again, I haven't seen him naked lately.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: I wish I'd taken my raincoat.
Dorothy: Why are you two dressed like that?
Blanche: Well, these are our costumes for the play, Dorothy. We were in the middle of dress rehearsal when they told us all to go home right away.
Rose: There's a hurricane heading for Miami.
Angelo: You know, I think I will take a slice of cake. Hello.
Dorothy: Uncle Angelo, I'd, uh, like you to meet, uh uh...
Rose: I'm Sister Rose.
Angelo: How do you do? Nice to meet you.
Blanche: I'm Sister Blanche.
Angelo: Glad to meet you.
Blanche: We're here, uh, collecting lingerie for needy sexy people.