Sophia Quote #789

Quote from Sophia in My Brother, My Father

Angelo: So, tell me, how are the children?
Dorothy: Oh, Uncle Angelo, they're all grown up.
Angelo: How nice.
Dorothy: Kate is an interior decorator in New York, and Michael is a very successful musician.
Stan: You know, I was a little disappointed Michael didn't want go in the novelty business with me.
Dorothy: Yes. It was a crushing blow when he decided to join the Boston Philharmonic instead of selling rubber dog poop door-to-door.
Stan: Don't knock the novelty business, snookums. Rubber dog poop and joy buzzers provided nicely for you, the two kids...
Dorothy: And several stewardesses.
Angelo: Stewardesses?
Sophia: Uh, they adopted them. After Asian babies, they're the most popular.


 ‘My Brother, My Father’ Quotes

Quote from Blanche

Rose: We're doing Sound of Music, and Blanche didn't get the lead.
Dorothy: Oh, I can't believe you weren't cast in the lead role. You've gotten it the past five years in a row.
Blanche: Well, they hired a new director, and he has no taste.
Rose: Blanche used to sleep with the old one. The new director's gay.
Blanche: A gay theater director. Did you ever hear of such a thing?
Dorothy: It's absolutely shocking. Next thing you know they'll have black basketball players in the NBA.

Quote from Dorothy

Angelo: Dorothy!
Dorothy: Uncle Angelo, it is so good to see you.
Angelo: Dorothy, you know something? You look more beautiful now than you did on your wedding day.
Stan: You just used up all 50 Hail Marys on that one.
Angelo: Stanley, you're still a funny guy. You got a sense of humor still, huh? He still make you laugh like he used to?
Dorothy: Well, not really. But then again, I haven't seen him naked lately.

 Sophia Petrillo Quotes

Quote from The Flu

Blanche: You don't have to worry about me. I never get sick. I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

Quote from The Engagement

Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.