Sophia Quote #785
Quote from Sophia in My Brother, My Father
Sophia: Dorothy, it's only for one afternoon. It'll break your uncle's heart if he finds out you're divorced.
Dorothy: Ma, forget it. We're divorced because Stanley cheated on me. He is a loathsome, repulsive creature. And even the thought of pretending to be married makes me physically ill.
Stan: Fine, but I'm still staying for dinner.
Sophia: Dorothy, if you don't do this, I'll never speak to you again.
Dorothy: I don't care.
Sophia: I'll cut you out of the will.
Dorothy: I don't care.
Sophia: I'll invite Stan to eat over every night for the rest of your life.
Dorothy: How bad can it be? It's just for the day.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘My Brother, My Father’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Rose: We're doing Sound of Music, and Blanche didn't get the lead.
Dorothy: Oh, I can't believe you weren't cast in the lead role. You've gotten it the past five years in a row.
Blanche: Well, they hired a new director, and he has no taste.
Rose: Blanche used to sleep with the old one. The new director's gay.
Blanche: A gay theater director. Did you ever hear of such a thing?
Dorothy: It's absolutely shocking. Next thing you know they'll have black basketball players in the NBA.
Quote from Dorothy
Angelo: Dorothy!
Dorothy: Uncle Angelo, it is so good to see you.
Angelo: Dorothy, you know something? You look more beautiful now than you did on your wedding day.
Stan: You just used up all 50 Hail Marys on that one.
Angelo: Stanley, you're still a funny guy. You got a sense of humor still, huh? He still make you laugh like he used to?
Dorothy: Well, not really. But then again, I haven't seen him naked lately.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: I wish I'd taken my raincoat.
Dorothy: Why are you two dressed like that?
Blanche: Well, these are our costumes for the play, Dorothy. We were in the middle of dress rehearsal when they told us all to go home right away.
Rose: There's a hurricane heading for Miami.
Angelo: You know, I think I will take a slice of cake. Hello.
Dorothy: Uncle Angelo, I'd, uh, like you to meet, uh uh...
Rose: I'm Sister Rose.
Angelo: How do you do? Nice to meet you.
Blanche: I'm Sister Blanche.
Angelo: Glad to meet you.
Blanche: We're here, uh, collecting lingerie for needy sexy people.