Sophia Quote #774
Quote from Sophia in Grab That Dough
Dorothy: Yeah, now all we have to do is figure out a way to get to the studio.
Rose: We can always walk. It's only 39 blocks. If we start right now, we can still get there in time.
Blanche: I have a better idea. We can hitchhike. See, I can lift up my skirt, like that Clark Gable movie, It Happened One Night. We'll have a ride in no time.
Sophia: Please, you lift up your skirt, and someone might mistake your thigh for the on ramp to the freeway.
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‘Grab That Dough’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Would you stop complaining? We've got it easy. Back in Sicily, I was on a game show. It was torture.
Rose: What was it called, Sophia?
Sophia: I just told you. Torture. Mussolini asked the questions and you'd better have the right answers. Things like: Who do you like better, me or Hitler? Who's got the snappiest boots, me or Hitler? Who's got the cuter girlfriend, me or Hitler? And you always had to answer, "Mussolini." Otherwise, they forced you to play the lightning round. They used real lightning.
Dorothy: Oh, come on, Ma, you're making this up.
Sophia: Like hell, I did. Goodson-Todman brought it to the United States., changed a few of the rules and called it Tattle Tales. Now count your blessings and go to sleep. Good night.
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: Hi, Ma. You want some dinner?
Sophia: Forget dinner. Listen up, everybody. I've got something in this old lady purse that's gonna make you scream, holler and jump for joy.
Blanche: Are the batteries included?
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: Oh, Ma, these tickets were sent out four months ago. You gave them the wrong address.
Sophia: Oh, yeah. Here it is, my old address from Sicily. Two miles west of Palermo, underneath the old bridge.
Rose: You used to live under a bridge?
Sophia: Yeah, we were wealthy. Most people didn't have a bridge to live under.