Dorothy Quote #509
Quote from Dorothy in Three on a Couch
[flashback:]
Dorothy: [to father] Oh, my God! I don't believe this! I'm going to call the cops if you don't get out of here, you pervert!
Sophia: Hi, Father Rossi. Here's the canned goods for the needy.
Dorothy: Oh, no. Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I promise I will say Hail Mary's until Madonna has a hit movie.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Three on a Couch’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: The real problem is you, Blanche. You are selfish.
Blanche: Oh, please. Everybody says what a giving person I am.
Sophia: She's talking about when you're in an upright position.
Quote from Rose
Blanche: The point is, Rose, you do this kind of stupid thing all the time. And if you're not doing something stupid, you're saying something stupid, or wearing something stupid, or cooking something stupid.
Dr. Ashley: Rose, what do you think of Blanche saying these things?
Rose: I think she's a garconanokin.
Dr. Ashley: Well, what exactly does that mean?
Rose: Literally, it's the precise moment when dog doo turns white. But in general, it refers to the kind of person you don't wanna share your hoogencoggles with.
Dorothy: Rose, if you say one more of those stupid words, so help me-
Rose: Oh, blow it out your tubenburbles!
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: I'm Blanche Devereaux. And I know it's not pertinent at the moment, but I'm double-jointed.