Dorothy Quote #507
Quote from Dorothy in Three on a Couch
[flashback:]
Carl: I'm here because of your ad in the paper: "Willing to do anything, $8.00 an hour, no job too big or small."
Dorothy: Yes, of course. Please come in. You know, I didn't expect people to actually come here. I just figured that I would be going to them.
Carl: That's the way it'll work in the future when my video camera gets back from the shop.
Dorothy: So tell me what type of work is it that you need done, Mr...
Carl: Toto.
Dorothy: Mr. Toto.
Carl: Oh, no "Mister." Just Toto. You're Dorothy, and I'm Toto. At least for the next $8.00.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Three on a Couch’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: The real problem is you, Blanche. You are selfish.
Blanche: Oh, please. Everybody says what a giving person I am.
Sophia: She's talking about when you're in an upright position.
Quote from Rose
Blanche: The point is, Rose, you do this kind of stupid thing all the time. And if you're not doing something stupid, you're saying something stupid, or wearing something stupid, or cooking something stupid.
Dr. Ashley: Rose, what do you think of Blanche saying these things?
Rose: I think she's a garconanokin.
Dr. Ashley: Well, what exactly does that mean?
Rose: Literally, it's the precise moment when dog doo turns white. But in general, it refers to the kind of person you don't wanna share your hoogencoggles with.
Dorothy: Rose, if you say one more of those stupid words, so help me-
Rose: Oh, blow it out your tubenburbles!
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: I'm Blanche Devereaux. And I know it's not pertinent at the moment, but I'm double-jointed.