Sophia Quote #698

Quote from Sophia in Three on a Couch

Dorothy: Oh, hello. We have a 2:00 appointment with Dr. Ashley. The name is Zbornak.
Blanche: My name's not Zbornak. My name is Devereaux.
Dorothy: Yes, but the appointment is in the name of Zbornak.
Rose: Why is the appointment in your name? It was my idea to get counseling.
Dorothy: Fine, fine. Take the appointment for Zbornak and change it to Nylund. You satisfied?
Blanche: No, the appointment should be under Devereaux.
Rose: The appointment should be under Nylund.
Dorothy: Change it back to Zbornak.
Sophia: Put it under Lipschitz and buzz the head shrinker. We got an emergency here.

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 ‘Three on a Couch’ Quotes

Quote from Sophia

Dorothy: The real problem is you, Blanche. You are selfish.
Blanche: Oh, please. Everybody says what a giving person I am.
Sophia: She's talking about when you're in an upright position.

Quote from Blanche

Blanche: I'm Blanche Devereaux. And I know it's not pertinent at the moment, but I'm double-jointed.

Quote from Rose

Blanche: The point is, Rose, you do this kind of stupid thing all the time. And if you're not doing something stupid, you're saying something stupid, or wearing something stupid, or cooking something stupid.
Dr. Ashley: Rose, what do you think of Blanche saying these things?
Rose: I think she's a garconanokin.
Dr. Ashley: Well, what exactly does that mean?
Rose: Literally, it's the precise moment when dog doo turns white. But in general, it refers to the kind of person you don't wanna share your hoogencoggles with.
Dorothy: Rose, if you say one more of those stupid words, so help me-
Rose: Oh, blow it out your tubenburbles!