Dorothy Quote #503
Quote from Dorothy in The Audit
Blanche: Rose, honey. Let's go down to Riley's and see if we can meet some men. Come on. Come on.
Rose: Okay.
Stan: If you're taking Biscayne Blvd., would you keep an eye out for my hair? [to Dorothy] We, um, really pulled it out of the fire, didn't we, babe?
Dorothy: We sure did.
Stan: It felt nice, you and me, working as a team again.
Dorothy: It did feel nice.
Stan: Reminds me of when we were first married.
Dorothy: We sure had some good times.
Stan: So, as long as I'm here, what do you say, Babe, for old time's sake, you wanna go to bed? [pained] Dorothy! Dorothy, let go, it was a joke. You're hurting me. You're really hurting me.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Audit’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I can't believe this is happening. Our whole married life, I was so careful about money. And all the time, Stanley had his hand in the cookie jar.
Rose: In the olden days, the Vikings would cut off your hand if they caught you stealing. They'd cut out your tongue if they caught you lying. They'd cut off your feet if they caught you trespassing.
Sophia: Too bad there wasn't a Viking around when Stan knocked you up.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I only have half of the 2500. And since I don't qualify for a bank loan, I'm just gonna have to sell some of my stuff.
Sophia: Hold it. No daughter of mine is selling her stuff. It's a sin, it's a crime, and let's face it, Dorothy, lately you can't give it away.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: Do you know that promotion I was up for at the counseling center? Well, I found out I can't have it unless I become bilingual.
Blanche: Oh, no, honey, don't do that. No job is worth having to date women.
Dorothy: Blanche, "bilingual" refers to a person who speaks more than one language.
Blanche: Oh! Why'd I think it was something sexual?