Blanche Quote #523
Quote from Blanche in The Audit
Dorothy: So, uh, how much will you give me?
Mr. Escobar: $100 for everything.
Dorothy: Oh.
Blanche: Wait a minute. Sir! I am shocked at your insensitivity. May I point out to you that this is no ordinary pitcher? This pitcher was carried thousands of miles across the ocean by her great-great-grandmother. A woman who came to this country in search of a better life, as have done millions of immigrants throughout history. Why, this pitcher is a symbol of freedom. This pitcher is a symbol of liberty. This pitcher was made in Taiwan. Well! Maybe they stopped off at the Ellis Island gift shop. The point is, this pitcher is worth a considerable amount of money.
Mr. Murray: Lady, that story is worth more than the pitcher.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Audit’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I can't believe this is happening. Our whole married life, I was so careful about money. And all the time, Stanley had his hand in the cookie jar.
Rose: In the olden days, the Vikings would cut off your hand if they caught you stealing. They'd cut out your tongue if they caught you lying. They'd cut off your feet if they caught you trespassing.
Sophia: Too bad there wasn't a Viking around when Stan knocked you up.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I only have half of the 2500. And since I don't qualify for a bank loan, I'm just gonna have to sell some of my stuff.
Sophia: Hold it. No daughter of mine is selling her stuff. It's a sin, it's a crime, and let's face it, Dorothy, lately you can't give it away.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: Do you know that promotion I was up for at the counseling center? Well, I found out I can't have it unless I become bilingual.
Blanche: Oh, no, honey, don't do that. No job is worth having to date women.
Dorothy: Blanche, "bilingual" refers to a person who speaks more than one language.
Blanche: Oh! Why'd I think it was something sexual?