Blanche Quote #519
Quote from Blanche in The Audit
Blanche: Rose, honey, what are you still doing up?
Rose: Studying for my Spanish test. Like somebody else I know should be.
Blanche: Don't strain yourself. Here.
Rose: Blanche, these are the answers to the test. Where did you get these?
Blanche: I'll give you one guess.
Rose: You slept with the teacher.
Blanche: Of course I didn't sleep with the teacher. You have to be very careful these days. I promised I would if he gave me the answers. I call it "safe-teasing."
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Audit’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I can't believe this is happening. Our whole married life, I was so careful about money. And all the time, Stanley had his hand in the cookie jar.
Rose: In the olden days, the Vikings would cut off your hand if they caught you stealing. They'd cut out your tongue if they caught you lying. They'd cut off your feet if they caught you trespassing.
Sophia: Too bad there wasn't a Viking around when Stan knocked you up.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I only have half of the 2500. And since I don't qualify for a bank loan, I'm just gonna have to sell some of my stuff.
Sophia: Hold it. No daughter of mine is selling her stuff. It's a sin, it's a crime, and let's face it, Dorothy, lately you can't give it away.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: Do you know that promotion I was up for at the counseling center? Well, I found out I can't have it unless I become bilingual.
Blanche: Oh, no, honey, don't do that. No job is worth having to date women.
Dorothy: Blanche, "bilingual" refers to a person who speaks more than one language.
Blanche: Oh! Why'd I think it was something sexual?