Dorothy Quote #471
Quote from Dorothy in Brotherly Love
Dorothy: How was your date with Blanche?
Ted: Oh, I don't know. Maybe I'm old-fashioned but when I was dating, the man used to make all the moves.
Dorothy: How many men have you dated? No, I know what you meant and I'll tell you, I don't think that's old-fashioned. I think it's kind of nice.
Ted: How did you spend your evening?
Dorothy: Parent-teacher meetings. Five hours of saying things like, "Well, your little Betty is a joy but she's going to have to trim her mohawk if wants to play Mary in the Christmas play."
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Brotherly Love’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Floozy.
Blanche: Tramp.
Dorothy: I? [laughing] I am a tramp? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux? Join the Army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux? The Marines are looking for a few good men who have not slept with Blanche Devereaux.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Ted, what a surprise!
Ted: It's great to see you again.
Stan: What about me, babe?
Dorothy: Go hug a landmine.
Quote from Rose
Rose: I can't sleep.
Blanche: Try counting sheep.
Rose: I can't count sheep, I'm allergic to wool. I got to 23 and I broke out in hives. That's when I started counting the members of the Jackson family. Michael, Janet, LaToya, Tito,
Blanche: Rose!
Rose: And then there's Stonewall Jackson but I don't remember him on the Victory Tour.