Blanche Quote #492
Quote from Blanche in Brotherly Love
Blanche: So, uh, Ted, did I hear someone say you were a doctor?
Stan: He's not just a doctor. He happens to be one of the top neurosurgeons in the midwest.
Blanche: Get out of here.
Stan: He's also heavy into real estate.
Ted: No, it's nothing much really. I just own a few mini-malls.
Blanche: Oh, your wife must be very proud of you.
Ted: Actually, we're divorced.
Blanche: Oh, I'm terribly, terribly sorry. [Blanche gets up, walks over to the couch and squeezes between Ted and Dorothy] Love your shirt.
Dorothy: Nice segueway, Blanche.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Brotherly Love’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Floozy.
Blanche: Tramp.
Dorothy: I? [laughing] I am a tramp? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux? Join the Army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux? The Marines are looking for a few good men who have not slept with Blanche Devereaux.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Ted, what a surprise!
Ted: It's great to see you again.
Stan: What about me, babe?
Dorothy: Go hug a landmine.
Quote from Rose
Rose: I can't sleep.
Blanche: Try counting sheep.
Rose: I can't count sheep, I'm allergic to wool. I got to 23 and I broke out in hives. That's when I started counting the members of the Jackson family. Michael, Janet, LaToya, Tito,
Blanche: Rose!
Rose: And then there's Stonewall Jackson but I don't remember him on the Victory Tour.