Sophia Quote #670

Quote from Sophia in Brotherly Love

Stan: Hi, it's me Stan.
Sophia: What do you want?
Stan: I have a surprise for Dorothy.
Sophia: What? Now that you're off the blood pressure medicine it's working again?
Stan: My God, Sophia. Is there anything Dorothy didn't tell you about us?
Sophia: Actually, yes. I didn't know she was pregnant until four days after the wedding.

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 ‘Brotherly Love’ Quotes

Quote from Dorothy

Dorothy: Floozy.
Blanche: Tramp.
Dorothy: I? [laughing] I am a tramp? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux? Join the Army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux? The Marines are looking for a few good men who have not slept with Blanche Devereaux.

Quote from Rose

Rose: I can't sleep.
Blanche: Try counting sheep.
Rose: I can't count sheep, I'm allergic to wool. I got to 23 and I broke out in hives. That's when I started counting the members of the Jackson family. Michael, Janet, LaToya, Tito,
Blanche: Rose!
Rose: And then there's Stonewall Jackson but I don't remember him on the Victory Tour.

Quote from Dorothy

Dorothy: Ted, what a surprise!
Ted: It's great to see you again.
Stan: What about me, babe?
Dorothy: Go hug a landmine.