Blanche Quote #491
Quote from Blanche in Brotherly Love
Dorothy: Blanche, what's the matter?
Blanche: You know that attorney I've been dating? I caught him handling melons at the A&P.
Dorothy: And I take it they weren't yours?
Blanche: You missed my point, Dorothy. He told me he was a lawyer. Turns out he's a fruit waxer. Why do men have to put up false pretenses?
Sophia: This from a woman who wears more padding on her chest than Johnny Bench.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Brotherly Love’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Floozy.
Blanche: Tramp.
Dorothy: I? [laughing] I am a tramp? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux? Join the Army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux? The Marines are looking for a few good men who have not slept with Blanche Devereaux.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Ted, what a surprise!
Ted: It's great to see you again.
Stan: What about me, babe?
Dorothy: Go hug a landmine.
Quote from Rose
Rose: I can't sleep.
Blanche: Try counting sheep.
Rose: I can't count sheep, I'm allergic to wool. I got to 23 and I broke out in hives. That's when I started counting the members of the Jackson family. Michael, Janet, LaToya, Tito,
Blanche: Rose!
Rose: And then there's Stonewall Jackson but I don't remember him on the Victory Tour.