Blanche Quote #491

Quote from Blanche in Brotherly Love

Dorothy: Blanche, what's the matter?
Blanche: You know that attorney I've been dating? I caught him handling melons at the A&P.
Dorothy: And I take it they weren't yours?
Blanche: You missed my point, Dorothy. He told me he was a lawyer. Turns out he's a fruit waxer. Why do men have to put up false pretenses?
Sophia: This from a woman who wears more padding on her chest than Johnny Bench.

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Quote from Dorothy

Dorothy: Floozy.
Blanche: Tramp.
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Quote from Dorothy

Dorothy: Ted, what a surprise!
Ted: It's great to see you again.
Stan: What about me, babe?
Dorothy: Go hug a landmine.

Quote from Rose

Rose: I can't sleep.
Blanche: Try counting sheep.
Rose: I can't count sheep, I'm allergic to wool. I got to 23 and I broke out in hives. That's when I started counting the members of the Jackson family. Michael, Janet, LaToya, Tito,
Blanche: Rose!
Rose: And then there's Stonewall Jackson but I don't remember him on the Victory Tour.