Dorothy Quote #478
Ted: I met this great looking stewardess on the flight and I asked her to go to Acapulco and she could only go if I found a sitter for her two kids. [to Dorothy] Hey, I'd really appreciate it.
Dorothy: Come again.
Ted: They are great kids. One of them plays with matches and stuff, but you don't smoke, do you?
Stan: Teddy, you old stud.
Ted: Hey, hey, hey. I mean, you hang around the master long enough, you're gonna pick up a few tricks.
Dorothy: Listen, uh Ted, I hate to interrupt... What was all that sweet talk about your having a crush on me?
Ted: Well, I did, but that was a long time ago.
Dorothy: Yeah, but... What about last night?
Ted: Well, I'll always remember last night as a very special evening.
Dorothy: It was. It was a very special evening. And that's why I'm going to keep that deep dark secret about yourself that you told me strictly between the two of us.
Ted: Uh, thank you, I appreciate it.
Dorothy: Don't mention it. Good night, Ted. And goodbye. Goodbye.
Host: Collins, party of two, please.
Dorothy: Oh, uh, may I borrow this for a minute? [over p.a.] Uh, ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please. The gentleman at table five in the blue suit is impotent. Bon appetit.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: I? [laughing] I am a tramp? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux? Join the Army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux? The Marines are looking for a few good men who have not slept with Blanche Devereaux.
Quote from The Way We Met
Rose: I'll make it up to you, Dorothy, I promise. Listen, if there's ever a night where you can't sleep, I'll come to your room and sing "Kumbaya."
Dorothy: Rose, I don't know what to say. Yes, I do. Don't ever do that.
Quote from Sister of the Bride
Clayton: Blanche, we don't have to worry about what the world thinks about our relationship. It just doesn't matter, because we're there for each other. I'd do anything for Doug, and he'd bend over backwards for me.
Dorothy: [covers Sophia's mouth and pulls her close] Sometimes I just love to hug my mommy.