Sophia Quote #643
Quote from Sophia in The Housekeeper
Dorothy: I know it's unbelievable but we fired her, she put a curse on us, so we had to hire her back. Now, if we can just keep her happy, maybe she'll leave us alone.
Sophia: You really are afraid of her, aren't you?
Dorothy: Ma, Ma, it's unbelievable but please go along with it, okay? I mean, do it for me.
Sophia: If it means that much to you, pussycat, you got it.
Dorothy: Oh, thanks. Now, remember, not a word.
Sophia: So, what's all this crap about you putting a curse on my daughter?
Blanche: Sophia.
Dorothy: We're all going to be turned into kumquats.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Housekeeper’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Marguerite: What is she talking about?
Sophia: Don't play dumb with me. I've been known to cast a curse myself. Do you think Shelley Long was really tired of playing in Cheers? Wrong, baby. I was tired of her!
Quote from Rose
Dorothy: Look, Marguerite is a lovely person. She just cannot do the job.
Rose: [sighs] I hate to admit it, but you're right. We had a similar situation back in St. Olaf, with Mrs. Gunderson, our grade school teacher. Oh, she was the nicest woman you'd ever want to meet, but as the years went by, she got her facts a little confused. In biology class she started telling kids that the human body was made up of 80% Ovaltine. While we were studying WWI, she told us mustard gas was something you got from eating too many hot dogs. That's why to this day in St. Olaf, everyone celebrates the 4th of July with a thin omelet on a bun.
Dorothy: What do you say after we fire Marguerite, we each chip in and get Rose a CAT scan.
Quote from Rose
Blanche: I wonder what this is.
Rose: I'll bet it's a love potion.
Dorothy: Ah, Rose, come on, honey. There's no such thing as a love potion.
Rose: Sure there is, Dorothy. My grandparents got together because of a love potion. Well, actually it was a foot salve Gramps accidentally swallowed. You see, Grandma was the nurse who pumped his stomach, but she was new and she attached the nozzle to the wrong place. Next thing you know, they were engaged.