Dorothy Quote #367
Quote from Dorothy in Long Day's Journey into Marinara
Dorothy: Ma thinks that Angela tried to steal her boyfriend.
Blanche: And you don't?
Dorothy: Of course not.
Blanche: Don't be so sure, Dorothy. Angela and Sophia are sisters. Sisters have a natural adversarial relationship.
Rose: That's 'cause it's genetic. It has to do with the double helix of the DNA molecule.
Dorothy: What?
Rose: It's true. I saw it on television. Peter Marshall played this microbiologist on The Love Boat and he was conducting sinister experiments on the Landers sisters.
Dorothy: My apologies, Rose. For a moment there, I didn't think it had been documented.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Long Day's Journey into Marinara’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: This is no coincidence. Everything I have, you try to steal. May the bags under your eyes grow so large your head falls in 'em.
Angela: May your shampoo get mixed up with your Preparation H and shrink your head to the size of mushroom.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: May the hair on your lip grow in the opposite direction and get tangled in the hair coming down from your nose.
Angela: May you take a diuretic and not be able to get your pantyhose off.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: What is happening between Sophia and Angela is not unlike an incident which occurred between my sister Virginia and me when we were in high school. Now, can you believe that one's very own sister could seduce her sibling's boyfriend on the eve of that sibling's senior prom?
Dorothy: Virginia did that to you?
Blanche: No, I did that to Virginia. She deserved it. She borrowed my saddle shoes without asking. Well, what are you looking at? She scuffed those shoes. I hardly left a mark on that boy.