Sophia Quote #472

Quote from Sophia in Long Day's Journey into Marinara

Sophia: What's wrong?
Angela: Nothing.
Sophia: You travelled 5,000 miles from Sicily for nothing? I know what it is. The Valducci-Petrillo vendetta is still on. Dorothy, go out buy a dozen mattresses, thirty pounds of pasta, and some aluminium foil for the windows.
Angela: There is no vendetta. There's not even a Valducci family anymore. They all ate some sausages that they shouldn't have at their last family picnic and they all died.
Blanche: Food poisoning?
Angela: No, they stole the sausage from the Calabresi family.


 ‘Long Day's Journey into Marinara’ Quotes

Quote from Sophia

Sophia: This is no coincidence. Everything I have, you try to steal. May the bags under your eyes grow so large your head falls in 'em.
Angela: May your shampoo get mixed up with your Preparation H and shrink your head to the size of mushroom.

Quote from Sophia

Sophia: May the hair on your lip grow in the opposite direction and get tangled in the hair coming down from your nose.
Angela: May you take a diuretic and not be able to get your pantyhose off.

 Sophia Petrillo Quotes

Quote from The Flu

Blanche: You don't have to worry about me. I never get sick. I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

Quote from The Engagement

Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.