Dorothy Quote #353
Quote from Dorothy in Bedtime Story
Dorothy: Oh, I don't believe this. This has to be the most depressing day of my life. First, Edna McCarthy's funeral, now this.
Blanche: You know, being at her funeral today made me start thinking about how quickly life can pass you by. Maybe I ought to be more adventurous in my life.
Dorothy: More adventurous? The Kamasutra had to publish a supplement because of you.
Blanche: I'm not talking about men, I'm talking about things I've always wanted to do, but never got around to trying. Dorothy, didn't you ever have something you wanted to do, some kind of secret desire you always kept on the back burner?
Dorothy: I always wanted to try a nudist camp.
Stationmaster: Some big pots belong on the back burner.
Dorothy: Don't you have a cousin you should be dating?
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Bedtime Story’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: Please, Blanche, please. I'm too scared to go back to my room. This kind of thing has always frightened me, ever since I was a little girl, when I first heard my parents whispering about the St. Olaf slasher.
Blanche: Slasher?
Rose: Yes. Oh, he terrorized St. Olaf for months. In the dark of night, he'd sneak into an unsuspecting farmer's field and mercilessly slash his scarecrow to shreds.
Blanche: He was a scarecrow slasher?
Rose: Primarily. Although he was suspected in the disfigurement of several whisk brooms. Oh, I was so scared at night, I'd sleep in the closet so he couldn't find me.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: What are you doing?
Blanche: I am contouring my eyebrows. I use Miss Christie Brinkley as a guide 'cause we have the exactly same bone structure. I just hope she doesn't go to pot after that baby comes. I don't want that big-eyed husband of hers coming after me.
Rose: I never do very much with my eyebrows.
Blanche: That's why, from the nose up, you look like Wilfred Brimley.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Oh, girls, girls, can I please share your electric blanket?
Dorothy & Sophia: No.
Blanche: Oh, come on. I can't sleep. My bed's never been so cold. Especially on a Saturday night.