Dorothy Quote #330

Quote from Dorothy in The Actor

Dorothy: Rose, why don't we just show Mr. Vaughn around the theatre?
Blanche: Well, why don't I do that myself because I've had the most experience performing here.
Dorothy: Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count.

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 ‘The Actor’ Quotes

Quote from Rose

Blanche: Oh, that man is slime.
Dorothy: Pond scum.
Rose: Flugenachen.
Dorothy: What?
Rose: Flugenachen. It's Scandinavian for someone who docks his boat in a handicapped slip.

Quote from Rose

Blanche: And we just want you to know how excited we are that an artist of your stature is going to be performing in our little theatre.
Patrick Vaughn: Ladies, there are no small theatres, no small parts, only small actors.
Rose: Like Herve Villechaize.
Patrick Vaughn: I was speaking metaphorically.
Rose: Oh, please go on. That's such a beautiful language.

Quote from Rose

Blanche: Well, this year, we just happen to have gotten a real actor. A star of incredible magnitude. Oh, Dorothy. The Miami Community Players are gonna have the extraordinary experience of working with none other than the incandescent Mr. Patrick Vaughn.
Dorothy: [breathless] Patrick Vaughn? Oh, my God. Oh, he is my all-time favorite TV actor. Oh, I cannot believe I am actually going to meet Patrick Vaughn. Oh, I've had a crush on him for years. He is the sexiest actor on TV.
Rose: I hate to admit it, but he melts my Haagen-Dazs.
Dorothy: Rose, you tramp.