Dorothy Quote #327

Quote from Dorothy in The Actor

Rose: Dorothy, we have great news.
Blanche: You are never going to guess who we have got to star in this year's production at the Community Theatre.
Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, please. You say that every year. And every year, we end up with Miami's answer to Meryl Streep. Phyllis Hammerow. She stinks.
Rose: Oh, I thought she was terrific last year in The Diary Of Anne Frank.
Dorothy: Oh, Rose. Please. During the entire second act, the audience kept yelling, "She's in the attic. She's in the attic."

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 ‘The Actor’ Quotes

Quote from Rose

Blanche: Oh, that man is slime.
Dorothy: Pond scum.
Rose: Flugenachen.
Dorothy: What?
Rose: Flugenachen. It's Scandinavian for someone who docks his boat in a handicapped slip.

Quote from Dorothy

Dorothy: Rose, why don't we just show Mr. Vaughn around the theatre?
Blanche: Well, why don't I do that myself because I've had the most experience performing here.
Dorothy: Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count.

Quote from Rose

Blanche: And we just want you to know how excited we are that an artist of your stature is going to be performing in our little theatre.
Patrick Vaughn: Ladies, there are no small theatres, no small parts, only small actors.
Rose: Like Herve Villechaize.
Patrick Vaughn: I was speaking metaphorically.
Rose: Oh, please go on. That's such a beautiful language.