Sophia Quote #420

Quote from Sophia in The Actor

Dorothy: Look, Ma, you're 81. Now, working all day in a fast food place is too much for you. I absolutely forbid it.
Sophia: Really, warden? And what are you going to do, send me back to that crumby home?
Dorothy: Ma, Shady Pines happens to be a beautiful retirement village.
Sophia: Yeah, right. And Morley Safer just happened to wander in there by mistake.

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 ‘The Actor’ Quotes

Quote from Rose

Blanche: Oh, that man is slime.
Dorothy: Pond scum.
Rose: Flugenachen.
Dorothy: What?
Rose: Flugenachen. It's Scandinavian for someone who docks his boat in a handicapped slip.

Quote from Dorothy

Dorothy: Rose, why don't we just show Mr. Vaughn around the theatre?
Blanche: Well, why don't I do that myself because I've had the most experience performing here.
Dorothy: Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count.

Quote from Rose

Blanche: And we just want you to know how excited we are that an artist of your stature is going to be performing in our little theatre.
Patrick Vaughn: Ladies, there are no small theatres, no small parts, only small actors.
Rose: Like Herve Villechaize.
Patrick Vaughn: I was speaking metaphorically.
Rose: Oh, please go on. That's such a beautiful language.