Sophia Quote #419

Quote from Sophia in The Actor

Dorothy: Why are you wearing a raincoat? It's 80 degrees outside.
Sophia: I had a chill.
Dorothy: I have another question.Are you wearing a sabre under your coat?
Sophia: Yeah, I think it is. I'll see you later.
Dorothy: Ma, take off the coat. Ma, did you forget to take your blood pressure medicine again?
Sophia: I've got a job over at Captain Jack's Seafood Shanty.
Dorothy: Why?
Sophia: I need money.
Dorothy: I give you money.
Sophia: Big deal, you give me an allowance. Who do I look like, Dennis the Menace?

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 ‘The Actor’ Quotes

Quote from Rose

Blanche: Oh, that man is slime.
Dorothy: Pond scum.
Rose: Flugenachen.
Dorothy: What?
Rose: Flugenachen. It's Scandinavian for someone who docks his boat in a handicapped slip.

Quote from Dorothy

Dorothy: Rose, why don't we just show Mr. Vaughn around the theatre?
Blanche: Well, why don't I do that myself because I've had the most experience performing here.
Dorothy: Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count.

Quote from Rose

Blanche: And we just want you to know how excited we are that an artist of your stature is going to be performing in our little theatre.
Patrick Vaughn: Ladies, there are no small theatres, no small parts, only small actors.
Rose: Like Herve Villechaize.
Patrick Vaughn: I was speaking metaphorically.
Rose: Oh, please go on. That's such a beautiful language.