Blanche Quote #335
Quote from Blanche in The Actor
Rose: Isn't he the greatest?
Blanche: Yeah, the great ones always throw in a back rub.
Rose: What?
Phyllis Hammerow: Have either of you seen Patrick?
Blanche: Yes, he's off rehearsing lines.
Rose: What do you want him for?
Phyllis Hammerow: I want to give him this.
Blanche: I'll give it to him.
Phyllis Hammerow: Believe me, he'd rather get it from me. He's been getting it from me all week.
Rose: What?
Phyllis Hammerow: Patrick swore me to secrecy, but I just have to tell someone. We're madly in love. We've been seeing each other ever since he got into town. Have a good show.
Rose: Phyllis is such a liar.
Blanche: Oh, she sure is. Since Patrick got into town, he's been...
Blanche & Rose: seeing me.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Actor’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Blanche: Oh, that man is slime.
Dorothy: Pond scum.
Rose: Flugenachen.
Dorothy: What?
Rose: Flugenachen. It's Scandinavian for someone who docks his boat in a handicapped slip.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Rose, why don't we just show Mr. Vaughn around the theatre?
Blanche: Well, why don't I do that myself because I've had the most experience performing here.
Dorothy: Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count.
Quote from Rose
Blanche: And we just want you to know how excited we are that an artist of your stature is going to be performing in our little theatre.
Patrick Vaughn: Ladies, there are no small theatres, no small parts, only small actors.
Rose: Like Herve Villechaize.
Patrick Vaughn: I was speaking metaphorically.
Rose: Oh, please go on. That's such a beautiful language.