Rose Quote #247
Quote from Rose in Joust Between Friends
Rose: Girls, I've got great news. I found the dog's owner.
Dorothy: Oh, how did you know it was his owner?
Rose: Well, he recognized the dog from the picture. And the dog came to him when he called him.
Dorothy: Oh, that's wonderful. I'm so glad he found his owner.
Blanche: Dorothy, why, are you crying?
Dorothy: No, I just have something in my eye. That's dog love in your eyes.
Dorothy: Oh, all right, I admit it. I love dogs. It just breaks my heart that that dog is gone.
Rose: I know. I felt the same when I dropped him off. That's why I stopped at the animal shelter. Come on in, guys. Come on, guys.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Joust Between Friends’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: Oh, you couldn't sleep either, huh?
Blanche: No, I guess it's the knife in my back.
Dorothy: Come again?
Blanche: I wasn't going to say anything about this, Dorothy, but I won't be able to sleep until I do. I feel that you have backed me into a corner. And when I am backed into a corner, I come out fighting like a wild cat. Unless I've had too much to drink, in which case I slide down the wall and make mad, passionate love on the carpet.
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: Honey, are you sure you're going to be able to pretend to be surprised at that banquet?
Blanche: Oh, of course. I've pretended to be a virgin half a dozen times.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: I know I promised to take him back to the pound yesterday, but he wasn't feeling well. Frankly, Dorothy, I'm a little worried.
Sophia: Don't be, it was a hangover.
Rose: What?
Sophia: A hangover from the sherry.
Dorothy: Ma, you gave the dog sherry? That's terrible.
Sophia: I was having a few sips while I was rinsing out my underwear. It's a little thing I do Mondays and Thursdays only. Anyway, the dog walks in, looks up at me, and I swear it's your Uncle Aldo's face begging me for a drink. So I give the mutt a swallow, but he doesn't know when to stop, also like your Uncle Aldo. So we sing a little Puccini, stretch out on the couch and take a nap together. All in all, a pleasant afternoon.