Blanche Quote #282
Quote from Blanche in Joust Between Friends
Dorothy: I took several art courses in college and I've also substituted in art appreciation classes in the public school system.
Mr. Allen: Huh?
Blanche: Mr. Allen, Dorothy was telling you about her background.
Mr. Allen: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a little distracted. It's not every day a man comes home at lunch to find his best friend in bed with his wife.
Dorothy: Oh, I'm so sorry. That must have been quite a shock.
Mr. Allen: It was. Arthur's never come home at lunch before. He caught me red-handed.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Joust Between Friends’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: Oh, you couldn't sleep either, huh?
Blanche: No, I guess it's the knife in my back.
Dorothy: Come again?
Blanche: I wasn't going to say anything about this, Dorothy, but I won't be able to sleep until I do. I feel that you have backed me into a corner. And when I am backed into a corner, I come out fighting like a wild cat. Unless I've had too much to drink, in which case I slide down the wall and make mad, passionate love on the carpet.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: I know I promised to take him back to the pound yesterday, but he wasn't feeling well. Frankly, Dorothy, I'm a little worried.
Sophia: Don't be, it was a hangover.
Rose: What?
Sophia: A hangover from the sherry.
Dorothy: Ma, you gave the dog sherry? That's terrible.
Sophia: I was having a few sips while I was rinsing out my underwear. It's a little thing I do Mondays and Thursdays only. Anyway, the dog walks in, looks up at me, and I swear it's your Uncle Aldo's face begging me for a drink. So I give the mutt a swallow, but he doesn't know when to stop, also like your Uncle Aldo. So we sing a little Puccini, stretch out on the couch and take a nap together. All in all, a pleasant afternoon.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: [as dog] Bye, Auntie Blanche. Bye, Auntie Sophia.
Sophia: I don't know how she gets away with it. If she was my age she'd be locked up at Shady Pines making boats out of popsicle sticks.