Sophia Quote #262
Blanche: Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Barton, what can I do for you?
Mr. Barton: I wanna see the witch.
Mrs. Barton: Leonard! Don't call her a witch, you'll get another boil on your butt.
Mr. Barton: Tell the world, Gladys! [to Sophia] Look, you've won. I'm begging you, take off the curse, will you? My golf clubs are missing, my clocks are all wrong, I can't sleep, I can't eat!
Dorothy: You can't sit.
Mr. Barton: That, too. Please take it off.
Sophia: Move the tree.
Mr. Barton: It'll be out of here tomorrow.
Sophia: You got a deal. [Sophia raises her hand up to her mouth]
Mr. Barton: Does that mean it's gone?
Sophia: That means I shouldn't eat asparagus at dinner. That means it's gone.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Girls, my father's coming! Big Daddy's coming! He just called! Oh, Big Daddy's gonna be in Miami tomorrow. I can't believe it!
Dorothy: I can't believe I know anyone who calls her father Big Daddy.
Blanche: Back home, everybody calls him Big Daddy. Why, he's the most respected and beloved man in our town. Oh, for as long as I can remember, people from all over the county would drive up to Twin Oaks - that's the name of our house - to ask Big Daddy's advice on one thing or the other. And while the men were discussing business on the veranda, the ladies would retire to the shade of an old magnolia to sip mint juleps and exchange prize-winning pecan pie recipes.
Dorothy: Tell me, Blanche, during any of this, would the farm hands suddenly break into a chorus of "Them Old Cotton Fields Back Home"?
Quote from The Flu
Blanche: You don't have to worry about me. I never get sick. I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.
Quote from The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.