Blanche Quote #144
Quote from Blanche in Adult Education
Blanche: Dean Tucker, my name is Blanche Deveraux, and I have something extremely important to discuss with you.
Dean Tucker: Could this wait till next week? I've only been dean here for a couple of days. I haven't got a secretary, I can't get my parking validated. I don't even know where the restroom is.
Blanche: I was sexually harassed by Professor Cooper.
Dean Tucker: Oh, don't do this to me. Please, I beg you. Look- We'll look into this first thing Monday morning.
Blanche: It can't wait.
Dean Tucker: You're right. We'll do something immediately. We'II, uh, we'll fill out a form. There must be one in here somewhere. OK, Sexual Discrimination, Sexual Education Sexual Harassment. OK, I'm going to have to ask you a few questions. Well, Lord, I can't ask you this. I can't even ask my own wife this. I'd like to.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Adult Education’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Rose: What are you doing?
Sophia: It's Tuesday night. I'm cleaning out my purse.
Rose: Did all that stuff come out of your purse?
Sophia: No, I was also cleaning out my ears. That's where the Feenamint and the rain bonnet came from.
Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Forgive me, Rose, but I haven't had sex in 15 years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Quote from Rose
Rose: Nils Felander attempted to harass me repeatedly.
Blanche: What do you mean, he attempted to?
Rose: He worked at Lars Erikson's Drugstore and Tackle Shop. He was a soda jerk. Now that I think about it, he was the town jerk. Every Saturday afternoon, I'd go in and have a sundae. Well, Nils would arrange the ice cream scoops in an obscene way. I could never prove it, because by the time I would take it home to show my father... the evidence had-
Rose, Dorothy & Blanche: [in unison] melted.
Rose: To this day, every time I pass an ice cream parlor or a tackle shop, I blush.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: Here we are, Sophia. The perfect after-dinner treat. A nice dish of Jell-O.
Sophia: I hate Jell-O. If God wanted peaches suspended in midair, he would have filled them with helium.