Rose Quote #87
Quote from Rose in In a Bed of Rose's
Rose: There are many women who live happy lives without men.
Blanche: Oh, who?
Rose: Well, Inga Lundqvist.
Blanche: Who was she, some Swedish lesbian?
Rose: She was a neighbor of ours.
Dorothy: Not, by chance, the one who shredded her husband with some farm machinery?
Rose: Yes, and she never remarried. And she led a very happy rest of her life baking, sewing, gardening, tending the animals.
Blanche: Ooh, my favorite things.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘In a Bed of Rose's’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: All right, now, Rose, go on. I don't want dead people in my house.
Dorothy: People, we are talking about one man, who is probably sleeping.
Sophia: You don't think I can recognize death? I lived in a retirement home. Death visited more often than children.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: Well, I've never had to do this before, tell a wife that her husband's been cheating on her with me. That's the hardest thing to tell anybody.
Blanche: Oh, no, it's not. How about having to tell a pregnant woman that her husband's been cheating on her with her own sister and you're the sister and you're pregnant, too by her husband.
Dorothy: You didn't!
Blanche: Not me! Last night on Dallas. Or Dynasty. Or Falcon's Landing. Or one of those. They're all the same.
Rose: Oh, I thought you were the one.
Blanche: Oh, please. I could never do anything like that. If you saw my brother-in-law, you'd know why.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: Oh, poor Al, and he just got a hair transplant.
Blanche: Here's a Beatty in Boca Raton. It's the only one.
Rose: And somebody told me he just bought a farm. Oh, my God. What'll I say to her?
Sophia: That he died in the bed of an idiot.