Sophia Quote #134
Quote from Sophia in Stan's Return
Blanche: I don't care what Dorothy says, I'm not spending my vacation in New York.
Rose: It might be interesting. I've never been to New York.
Sophia: You haven't, Rose? I'm shocked, you're so cosmopolitan!
Blanche: Well, take it from me, you're not missing a thing. The people are rude, the streets are full of criminals, everything's overpriced. I don't know why Frank Sinatra sings about it. New Yorkers are all sickos.
Rose: We could go to Hollywood.
Sophia: Sure, good choice. No sickos there!
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Stan's Return’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Stan's here.
Dorothy: Oh.
Blanche: What is he doing here?
Dorothy: He needs my signature on some papers so I told him he could stop by. Where is he?
Sophia: I left him on the doorstep. I wanted the neighbors to see what a baciagaloop you married.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: Why did I ever marry that man?
Sophia: Because he knocked you up.
Dorothy: Why did I ever let that happen?
Sophia: 'Cause he got you drunk.
Dorothy: Why am I even discussing this with you?
Sophia: Beats the hell out of me.
Quote from Dorothy
Stan: [sobbing] She left me.
Dorothy: What?
Stan: Chrissy left me for a younger man.
Dorothy: Younger than Chrissy? Where did she meet him, Camp Snoopy?