Dorothy Quote #93
Quote from Dorothy in Stan's Return
Stan: Are you sure you don't want to go take a ride and look at our swamp?
Dorothy: Oh, why not? I mean, the day's shot anyway.
Stan: Great. And after, I can take you to dinner. How about that seafood place near the Fontainebleau where we were on our honeymoon?
Dorothy: Sure, why not?
Stan: If memory serves me correctly, the last time, we excused ourselves before the main course and rushed back to the hotel.
Dorothy: Mmm. If memory serves me, we rushed back to the hotel because you had the runs from that cheap lunch you bought us.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Stan's Return’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Stan's here.
Dorothy: Oh.
Blanche: What is he doing here?
Dorothy: He needs my signature on some papers so I told him he could stop by. Where is he?
Sophia: I left him on the doorstep. I wanted the neighbors to see what a baciagaloop you married.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: Why did I ever marry that man?
Sophia: Because he knocked you up.
Dorothy: Why did I ever let that happen?
Sophia: 'Cause he got you drunk.
Dorothy: Why am I even discussing this with you?
Sophia: Beats the hell out of me.
Quote from Dorothy
Stan: [sobbing] She left me.
Dorothy: What?
Stan: Chrissy left me for a younger man.
Dorothy: Younger than Chrissy? Where did she meet him, Camp Snoopy?