Sophia Quote #129
Quote from Sophia in Stan's Return
Rose: I'm not moving, Sophia. The three of us are planning a vacation together.
Sophia: Without me?
Rose: Well, we were hoping that maybe you'd stay here and watch the house.
Sophia: Why don't you take the house? I'll stay here and watch the hole in the ground!
Dorothy: Hello, everybody. Hi, Ma.
Sophia: Brooke Shields takes her mother everywhere!
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Stan's Return’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Stan's here.
Dorothy: Oh.
Blanche: What is he doing here?
Dorothy: He needs my signature on some papers so I told him he could stop by. Where is he?
Sophia: I left him on the doorstep. I wanted the neighbors to see what a baciagaloop you married.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: Why did I ever marry that man?
Sophia: Because he knocked you up.
Dorothy: Why did I ever let that happen?
Sophia: 'Cause he got you drunk.
Dorothy: Why am I even discussing this with you?
Sophia: Beats the hell out of me.
Quote from Dorothy
Stan: [sobbing] She left me.
Dorothy: What?
Stan: Chrissy left me for a younger man.
Dorothy: Younger than Chrissy? Where did she meet him, Camp Snoopy?