Blanche Quote #46

Quote from Blanche in On Golden Girls

Blanche: I still wish you'd let us drive you to the airport.
David: Oh, my cab's already here. Besides, I've seen the way you all drive.
Blanche: Oh!
David: I'm gonna miss you guys.
Rose: It was nice of your folks to let you join them in Hawaii.
David: Yeah, they've never ignored me on an island before.
Blanche: David, you listen to me. They want the three of you to start over from scratch, so the least you can do is meet them halfway.
David: I'll try.
Rose: I bet it'll be easier than you think.
Dorothy: Especially now that you have an alternative. If things get too tough at home, you can always come here and live with us.

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 ‘On Golden Girls’ Quotes

Quote from Rose

Rose: My father used to punish us by sending us to the dairy barn to milk Alice.
Dorothy: Well, what's so terrible about that?
Rose: You had to milk Alice sitting on a stool.
Blanche: I thought you always milked a cow sitting on a stool.
Rose: No, no. Alice had to sit on a stool. You see, she was involved in this nasty plowing accident. It was during spring planting and Daddy had hitched her up to the plow 'cause poor old Toby had gotten a fever and gone deaf-
Dorothy: Rose, Rose, Rose. Sweetheart, save the story. When David comes back, tell him. That can be his punishment.

Quote from Sophia

Rose: How is it possible to get pregnant in Sicily just by crossing the street?
Sophia: Cheap Chianti and narrow streets.

Quote from Sophia

Blanche: Well, I don't believe that! But then what can I expect? His father's a Yankee. I guess I should've given him some money.
Sophia: You should've given him a smack.
Dorothy: Ma.
Blanche: I don't believe in hitting children.
Sophia: Personally, I like to lay into a kid with a melon baller. It's got a nice weight, good balance in the hand. And it's portable.