Dorothy Quote #47
Quote from Dorothy in On Golden Girls
Blanche: What in the world is going on here? David, I said, what in the world is going on here? I thought you were in bed!
David: I couldn't sleep, so I went out and got a pizza. Made a few friends and we decided to have a party.
Dorothy: David, this is an inconvenience. I mean, it is 2:00 in the morning. Now please, ask your fr- [noticing a guy's ponytail] friends to leave.
David: Come on, girls. Relax, loosen up! Hey, life's too short. Especially for you guys.
Blanche: David!
Sophia: I'll get the melon baller.
Boy #1: Take it easy, ladies. Don't get your support hose in a knot.
Dorothy: That does it! The party is over! Everybody out, out! [to David] Not you. Out! It's really been lovely. And if anything is missing, I will give your names to every narc in this city.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘On Golden Girls’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: My father used to punish us by sending us to the dairy barn to milk Alice.
Dorothy: Well, what's so terrible about that?
Rose: You had to milk Alice sitting on a stool.
Blanche: I thought you always milked a cow sitting on a stool.
Rose: No, no. Alice had to sit on a stool. You see, she was involved in this nasty plowing accident. It was during spring planting and Daddy had hitched her up to the plow 'cause poor old Toby had gotten a fever and gone deaf-
Dorothy: Rose, Rose, Rose. Sweetheart, save the story. When David comes back, tell him. That can be his punishment.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: How is it possible to get pregnant in Sicily just by crossing the street?
Sophia: Cheap Chianti and narrow streets.
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: Well, I don't believe that! But then what can I expect? His father's a Yankee. I guess I should've given him some money.
Sophia: You should've given him a smack.
Dorothy: Ma.
Blanche: I don't believe in hitting children.
Sophia: Personally, I like to lay into a kid with a melon baller. It's got a nice weight, good balance in the hand. And it's portable.