Sophia Quote #125
Quote from Sophia in The Heart Attack
Sophia: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Dr. Harris: Did that hurt?
Sophia: No, I'm singing rock 'n' roll. Of course it hurts!
Dr. Harris: What did you have for dinner?
Sophia: I didn't have any dinner.
Dr. Harris: All right, tell me everything you ate today.
Sophia: I don't know. A little of this, a little of that.
Dorothy: Wait a minute, she had scungilli.
Blanche: And I saw her eat some sausages and peppers.
Rose: I saw her eat some fettuccine Alfredo, and fried mozzarella.
Blanche: Are you kidding?
Dorothy: And then this afternoon she had the cannelloni and the mushrooms with Gorgonzola.
Sophia: Bring him a plate of those. Those were great. Rose, go!
Blanche: Oh, and the Milk Duds, remember? You had those two boxes of Milk Duds.
Dr. Harris: Milk Duds?
Sophia: They're delicious. I love them. The trouble is, they take out my dentures.
Dr. Harris: Sophia, I don't think you're having a heart attack. It's most likely a gallbladder attack, brought on by overeating. Overeating, by the way, is a gross understatement for what you've described to me. You simply cannot go on eating like that at your age! You can't eat like that at any age.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Heart Attack’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Rose: My grandparents lived till their 90s. One was 102.
Blanche: In Minnesota.
Rose: So?
Blanche: Rose, you know how they freeze dead people to preserve them and then bring them back? That's like living in Minnesota. The cold slows down the aging process. I would move there in a shot if only they had men there.
Rose: We have men in Minnesota.
Blanche: Farmers, Rose. Farmers.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: This is a very depressing conversation.
Blanche: Well, I want a fancy funeral. I want a big parade with a riderless horse. And I want to lie in state, and then be buried in Arlington Cemetery.
Rose: Why Arlington Cemetery?
Blanche: Because it's full of men.
Rose: But they're all dead.
Blanche: So are the men I date.
Quote from Rose
Sophia: You're Scandinavian. What do you know, a thousand ways to make herring?
Rose: Well, not a thousand, but a lot, and I'm famous for my Lindstrom surprise.
Blanche: What in the world is that?
Sophia: Herring pie. The surprise is, you think it's pie, like apple, but when you bite into it, it's herring!
Dorothy: Oh, what fun!
Rose: It was. My cat was named Lindstrom. I used to make it for him on his birthday and other holidays.
Blanche: Wait, your last name was Lindstrom. You named your cat Lindstrom Lindstrom?
Rose: Yes, it was less confusing for him.