Sophia Quote #122
Quote from Sophia in The Heart Attack
Rose: Did you have a nice nap, Sophia?
Sophia: I didn't have a nap. I died a little. I went to heaven.
Dorothy: Oh, Ma. You just slept, is all.
Sophia: You were there? Don't tell me where I went. I went to heaven. I saw the golden light and some angels in white robes with harps. I thought I was at Saks at Christmas, but then I saw your father.
Dorothy: Really?
Sophia: He was surrounded by women. He's in heaven.
Rose: Did you see God and Jesus?
Sophia: They were busy. I think I'll go back.
Dorothy: Ma, don't go.
Sophia: No, Dorothy. It's a wonderful place. I'm very excited about it.
Dorothy: Ma, I want you here.
Blanche: Sophia, are there lots of men in heaven?
Sophia: Oh, Blanche.
Blanche: I'd like to know.
Sophia: Dorothy, get me my rosary.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Heart Attack’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Rose: My grandparents lived till their 90s. One was 102.
Blanche: In Minnesota.
Rose: So?
Blanche: Rose, you know how they freeze dead people to preserve them and then bring them back? That's like living in Minnesota. The cold slows down the aging process. I would move there in a shot if only they had men there.
Rose: We have men in Minnesota.
Blanche: Farmers, Rose. Farmers.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: This is a very depressing conversation.
Blanche: Well, I want a fancy funeral. I want a big parade with a riderless horse. And I want to lie in state, and then be buried in Arlington Cemetery.
Rose: Why Arlington Cemetery?
Blanche: Because it's full of men.
Rose: But they're all dead.
Blanche: So are the men I date.
Quote from Rose
Sophia: You're Scandinavian. What do you know, a thousand ways to make herring?
Rose: Well, not a thousand, but a lot, and I'm famous for my Lindstrom surprise.
Blanche: What in the world is that?
Sophia: Herring pie. The surprise is, you think it's pie, like apple, but when you bite into it, it's herring!
Dorothy: Oh, what fun!
Rose: It was. My cat was named Lindstrom. I used to make it for him on his birthday and other holidays.
Blanche: Wait, your last name was Lindstrom. You named your cat Lindstrom Lindstrom?
Rose: Yes, it was less confusing for him.