Sophia Quote #115
Quote from Sophia in The Heart Attack
Sophia: Dorothy, do we have heart disease in our family?
Dorothy: No, Ma.
Sophia: How did Uncle Mario die?
Dorothy: Don't you remember? He was carrying out the garbage and dropped his gun, and it went off and shot him in the forehead.
Sophia: Oh, yeah, right. What a klutz. Didn't Aunt Teresa have a heart attack?
Dorothy: No, Aunt Teresa didn't have a heart.
Sophia: Uncle Nunzio?
Dorothy: Uncle Nunzio died to get away from Aunt Teresa.
Sophia: My mother died of old age and my father fell off a donkey, so we got healthy hearts in our family.
Dorothy: Very, very healthy.
Sophia: That's good. That's a good thing.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Heart Attack’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Rose: My grandparents lived till their 90s. One was 102.
Blanche: In Minnesota.
Rose: So?
Blanche: Rose, you know how they freeze dead people to preserve them and then bring them back? That's like living in Minnesota. The cold slows down the aging process. I would move there in a shot if only they had men there.
Rose: We have men in Minnesota.
Blanche: Farmers, Rose. Farmers.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: This is a very depressing conversation.
Blanche: Well, I want a fancy funeral. I want a big parade with a riderless horse. And I want to lie in state, and then be buried in Arlington Cemetery.
Rose: Why Arlington Cemetery?
Blanche: Because it's full of men.
Rose: But they're all dead.
Blanche: So are the men I date.
Quote from Rose
Sophia: You're Scandinavian. What do you know, a thousand ways to make herring?
Rose: Well, not a thousand, but a lot, and I'm famous for my Lindstrom surprise.
Blanche: What in the world is that?
Sophia: Herring pie. The surprise is, you think it's pie, like apple, but when you bite into it, it's herring!
Dorothy: Oh, what fun!
Rose: It was. My cat was named Lindstrom. I used to make it for him on his birthday and other holidays.
Blanche: Wait, your last name was Lindstrom. You named your cat Lindstrom Lindstrom?
Rose: Yes, it was less confusing for him.