Sophia Quote #2135
Quote from Sophia in Home Again, Rose: Part 2
[fantasy:]
Rose: I guess you know how I died. In that hospital. The last thing I remember, I was talking to you and Sophia and- Hey, where is Sophia? Didn't she have her head frozen, too?
Dorothy: I guess not. Oh, poor Ma. Instead of being here with us, she's all alone in some dark, cold box six feet under.
Sophia: [entering] Sorry I'm late. Dorothy, chin up. Posture's important.
Dorothy: God, she's alive!
Sophia: By the way, Dorothy, I sold that video of you falling into the gorilla pit to America's Funniest Home Videos.
Dorothy: Ma, how could you?
Sophia: I won! Of course, it was a lot funnier when they added the sound effects. Boink, boink, boink, boink, doink!
Dorothy: Ma, how can you still be alive? You have to be 200 by now.
Sophia: No, I died a long time ago. I had my head frozen.
Blanche: Yeah, but how did you get a body so fast?
Sophia: You didn't tip the guy?
Rose: Well, at least that proves they can do it. How do you like your new body, Sophia?
Sophia: Love it. I've got the body of a 25-year-old. And I'm in luck. The in thing now is young bodies with old heads.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Home Again, Rose: Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Why can't we see her?
Nurse: I said family only.
Dorothy: Look, you have never met this woman's family. They live in a place called St. Olaf. They fight over whether it's macaroni and cheese, or cheese and macaroni. They have given cows the right to vote. A magician once pulled a rabbit out of a hat. They burned him as a witch. Don't look at me like that. I'm telling you the truth.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Here, let me try, Sophia. Nurse, now we realize that the hospital has rules, and you have to try to uphold those rules. But you have to realize that this is a very special case. So I'm gonna quote from the Bible just to show you how determined we really are. Now the Good Book says, um Oh, "Neither rain, nor sleet, nor Nor dark of night, shall keepeth uth from our appointed rounds." Amen. I can see you are a non-believer.
Dorothy: I think it's nice that you're trying to quote the Bible. The only thing that's been in more hotel rooms than she has, and she can't remember a word of it.
Quote from Sophia
Nurse: Look, I'm sure you're very close to Mrs. Nylund, and I know you feel like a family-
Sophia: Well, I am family. I'm her long lost Swedish mother.
Nurse: You're her Swedish mother?
Sophia: Ja. Ja. You bet yer sure. Oh, come on, let me in.