Dorothy Quote #1102

Quote from Dorothy in What a Difference a Date Makes

Sophia: It's true. I did send him away that night because he was dressed like a hood. He started to mouth off to me, so I told him to leave and not to come back until he was wearing a decent jacket and a tie.
Dorothy: Why didn't you tell me?
Sophia: I thought he'd come back, and when he didn't, well, I was afraid if you knew the truth, you'd never forgive me. It's water under the bridge. What's the big deal?
Dorothy: Stanley Zbornak, Ma. That's the big deal. When John didn't show up that night, I lost all my self-esteem. And when Stan asked me out two weeks later, I said yes, because I didn't think I could do any better. That's why I went to that drive-in movie with Stan, and that's why I got pregnant. And that's why I got married.
Sophia: So what are you saying? If it wasn't for me, you would have married John Neretti?
Dorothy: I don't know. Maybe. Or maybe I would have met somebody else, somebody wonderful. But I'll never know because of you. You took away my choices. How can I ever forgive you for that?

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Quote from Dorothy

Dorothy: Honey, we know dieting is hard. We've all been there. I remember the time Stan and I went on that weight-loss- through-sex diet. The idea being every time you felt hungry, you would substitute food with some sexual activity.
Blanche: Did it work?
Dorothy: I gained 18 pounds.

Quote from Sophia

Rose: You know, Blanche, you put yourself through this hell every year. Are you sure it's worth it?
Blanche: Of course it's worth it. On my anniversary, every year since I was married, I have slipped into my wedding dress and had my picture taken. George was always so proud of me for stayin' svelte. I'm gonna get into that dress this year even if it kills me.
Sophia: It's not you I'm worried about. The last time you went on a diet, you turned into that guy from Silence of the Lambs. You did everything but butter my face.

Quote from Sophia

Blanche: It's gonna be different this time. See, I'm on this drink-it-off diet. "You have two shakes and a sensible meal every day, you lose weight the fast easy way."
Sophia: I prefer the Italian diet. You drink a bottle of wine, make a smart remark, then get your jaw wired.