Blanche Quote #1098
Quote from Blanche in Melodrama
Blanche: This'll be far enough. Thanks very much for making this evening a total disaster.
Mel: Sweetheart, give yourself some credit. It wouldn't have been a total disaster without you.
Blanche: Oh really, Mr. "No Guy With an Earring Parks My Car"? My God. You'd think an elegant restaurant like that would bring out the best in a man.
Mel: What it brought out was $250 from my wallet.
Blanche: It was a special occasion.
Mel: Where I come from, $250 is 5 special occasions and a bottle of Scotch. You'd think for all that money, they'd hang a picture on the wall.
Blanche: The minimalist decor is designed to enhance conversation.
Mel: Nothing to look at, what's to talk about?
Blanche: I would think I would be enough.
Mel: Talk about you? We didn't have to go out on a date to do that.
Blanche: You think I'm borin'?
Mel: No, sweetheart, I think you're fantastic. With a guy like me, a little fantastic goes a long way. I mean, look what we got now. Every couple of weeks you call me when one of your boyfriends don't show up. I tell ya, "Bushman awaits." We rent a movie, we order some takeout, we talk about you. That's entertainment. I love that.
Blanche: And we cuddle.
Mel: Sometimes we do more than cuddle. Sometimes you stay. That's the part I like the best. When you stay. Every couple of weeks, you bring a little class to Bushman's place.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Melodrama’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Well, it's unspeakable, that's what it is. Absolutely unspeakable.
Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, are you pretending you just found your first gray hair again?
Blanche: Dorothy, just because you have to walk around lookin' like an English lawyer doesn't mean everybody has to.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: It's really been hitting me lately. Everybody's job down at the TV station is exciting but mine.
Dorothy: Well, then why not look for a more challenging position?
Rose: I did hear something about an opening for a weekend news reporter. Oh, what am I talking about? I don't have any experience.
Sophia: You don't need experience. You've got the one thing every TV reporter needs: hair that doesn't move.
Quote from Rose
Rose: Tell me the truth. Do these glasses make me look stupid?
Blanche: Let's just say they don't hide it.
Rose: The consumer show asked me to test these chemically treated lenses. The theory is they don't fog up when you come in from the cold. Excuse me. [places head in the refrigerator]
Dorothy: Rose, you wanna run that looking stupid question by us again?
Rose: I'm just doing my job.
Dorothy: Rose, leave the glasses in the refrigerator, close the door and keep your head out here with us.
Rose: Well, how will I know if they fog up?
Dorothy: The little man who lives in there who turns the light on and off, he'll tell you.
Rose: I'm not in the mood for jokes, especially about the little man. You know he scares me.