Blanche Quote #1013

Quote from Blanche in How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?

Rose: Do you remember Mr. Nivingston, the guy whose rear end you smacked? Well, my insurance company just called, and the guy is claiming he hurt his back. And he's threatening a lawsuit unless we settle out of court.
Blanche: Oh, that's terrible.
Rose: I know. And I'm the one he's suing, 'cause it's my car.
Blanche: Oh! Ha-ha! Oh. Boy, you had me goin' there for a second. I thought you meant he was suing me. Whew. What?
Dorothy: Blanche, Rose may be taken to court for something that you did. Don't you even care?
Blanche: Dorothy, good grief. There's nothing to worry about. I'm sure he's just tryin' to hold up his insurance company. There's nothin' wrong with that man's back.
Rose: How can you tell?
Blanche: Because I know the crooked walk of man when his back has been injured. I cannot tell you how many men I have seen limp out of my bedroom. Shoulders stooped and their backs curved.
Dorothy: Blanche, that's different. That's shame.

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Dorothy: Do you believe what we just heard?
Blanche: I can't believe anybody would want to be a nun. I mean, "nun." The word says it.

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Quote from Rose

Rose: Well, you're not gonna believe this. I've just been talking on the phone for a half-hour, and guess what.
Blanche: You forgot to dial first?
Rose: No.
Dorothy: You held the receiver upside down?
Rose: Unh-unh.
Dorothy: It wasn't even the phone, it was the TV remote control.
Rose: No.
Blanche: A shoe?
Rose: Blanche, please. I'm not an idiot. The TV has a remote control?