Rose Quote #903
Quote from Rose in Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy!
Rose: Every time you need to talk to somebody, you go to your mother or to Blanche. Why doesn't anybody ever talk to me?
Dorothy: Your advice always comes with one of those damn St. Olaf stories.
Rose: I can give advice without a damn St. Olaf story. Now, what's wrong?
Dorothy: Well, I just don't think it was right of Ma to hire that matchmaker behind my back. Now, why does she always meddle in my life?
Rose: Well, Dorothy, I recently read about a man in Paris, France named Frudensteufer-
Dorothy: Rose!
Rose: Pierre Frudensteufer. He worked in his father's herring - no, quiche factory, and his father Lars Fr
Dorothy: Do I look like I just fell off the turnip truck?
Rose: No. But you do look like the woman who used to drive it. Her name was Uma Van Hefflan. No relation. Although she, too, collected string. Well, one day-
Dorothy: Rose! Rose, stop yourself. You're doing two of them at the same time.
Rose: I know, and I'd like to try to handle it. I feel like Hans the Plate Spinner. Funny thing about-
Dorothy: Rose!
Rose: Oh, my God, Dorothy. I need help.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy!’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: I don't know what to think. This changes everything I ever thought about Big Daddy. I always assumed that he and Mama had a wonderful sex life. I walked in on 'em once when I was a little girl. There was all this huffin' and puffin' and high-pitched sounds. Then suddenly Big Daddy shouted "Glory!" and they both lit up cigarettes. I vowed then and there I would never do anything so repulsive.
Rose: So what happened?
Blanche: Oh, Bobby Joe Porter explained to me that the cigarette part was optional.
Quote from Rose
Rose: You know, I had a nanny when I was a child. She was my best friend. I could tell her anything, and I'd know she'd keep it a secret. Oh, we used to spend the days running and playing in the meadow. Or playing hide-and-seek in the barn. My nanny treated me just like I was her own kid. Excuse me. [exits]
Dorothy: Is there anyone here who doesn't think she was talking about a goat?
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: We're not talking. I'm still furious with Ma for hooking me up with that matchmaker.
Rose: That reminds me of a story about St. Olaf's most famous matchmaker.
Dorothy: Oh, please, Rose, spare me the endless inane details of how Heidi Flugendugelgurgenplotz successfully matched a bull with a duck. And how their daughter was a bull duck who ran a small tattoo parlor in Carmel.