Rose Quote #810

Quote from Rose in An Illegitimate Concern

Rose: Blanche, there's something I need to tell you. I've told a lie and now I have a guilty conscience.
Blanche: Really? You know, I've heard that could happen.
Rose: I lied to you when I said Charlie never cheated on me. You know, he was this traveling salesman, and one very dark night he ran out of gas in front of this farmhouse. And he knocked on the door and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. And the farmer said, "Yes, but there's only one place you can sleep and that's with my daughter." Well, the ironic thing was, if it had been light out, Charlie would have realized that he was just two blocks away from home. It was really embarrassing because that story really got around. I must have heard it a hundred times. Everybody thought it was a big joke.
Blanche: That must have hurt.
Rose: Yeah, it hurt a lot. And it made me angry. I was so mad, I refused to make strudel for a year.
Blanche: That's not so bad.
Rose: "Strudel" was our little pet name for sex.
Blanche: Wow. You were mad.
Rose: You bet. But I decided one mistake shouldn't erase the memories of all the good times, or how much we loved each other. Don't throw George's memory away just 'cause he made a mistake.

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 ‘An Illegitimate Concern’ Quotes

Quote from Dorothy

Blanche: Why did George cheat on me?
Rose: Why does any man cheat?
Dorothy: Well, there are two popular theories. One, men are victims of an evolutionary process which genetically programs their sexual habits.
Blanche: What's the other theory?
Dorothy: Men are scum.

Quote from Sophia

Sophia: Please, Dorothy. If we win this thing, I can die a happy woman.
Dorothy: Ma, I refuse to be a part of your neurotic need to be number one. Now, just let it go.
Sophia: How many challenges do I have left in life? Seeing if I can get more than halfway across the street before the "Don't Walk" sign comes on. Trying to stay awake on the john. Hoping it is the john. Competition is the thing that keeps me going. But, if you want me to let it go.

Quote from Rose

Dorothy: Oh, now, that is really odd. I mean, if he's selling encyclopedias, why didn't he try to sell us a set?
Rose: And you know what else is so strange about it? He didn't bring them in.
Blanche: Rose. No encyclopedia salesman lugs around 26 volumes door-to-door.
Rose: Are you kidding? In St. Olaf they carry 52.
Blanche: Why?
Rose: Balance.
Dorothy: Rose, why don't they just carry 13 in each hand?
Rose: Excuse me. I have to make a phone call.