Rose Quote #758
Quote from Rose in Comedy of Errors
Roger: Rose! I was just thinking about you.
Rose: Really?
Roger: Yeah, my hand was throbbing.
Rose: I brought you a vanskap kokker. It's a traditional St. Olaf friendship cake.
Roger: Rose, I don't want any gifts from you. I mean, I really don't wanna have anything to do with you. Let me ask you something. What is your idea of a friend?
Rose: Well, a friend is someone who likes you and respects you and is willing to do things for you.
Roger: So if I was your friend, you'd be willing to do things for me and respect my wishes?
Rose: Of course. I'd have to.
Roger: Well, I've asked you to leave me alone, and you haven't. What kind of friend is that?
Rose: Well, you said you weren't my friend.
Roger: Well, what if I say I am your friend?
Rose: Well, then I'd have to do it, you'd be my friend.
Roger: Then we're friends!
Rose: You mean it?
Roger: Forever. Just don't forget to leave me alone.
Rose: That's what friends are for.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Comedy of Errors’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: Anyway, I got good news from my accountant. I'm being audited Tuesday.
Dorothy: Oh, lucky you.
Blanche: Dorothy, you don't get it. My accountant reminded me that I've been audited before and I've never had to pay a penny in back taxes. I have a way with auditors. The last time I was audited I got money back from the government.
Sophia: Blanche, it's not a refund when the auditor leaves two twenties on your nightstand.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: OK, Rose, I'm going to tell you a story about a young girl in high school who was very insecure about the other kids liking her. Now, she would do anything - anything - to gain their approval. She would do their homework for them, while her grades suffered. She would give them her lunch money, in the misguided belief that she could buy their acceptance. Finally, lonely and desperate for affection she gave her virginity to the first boy who showed her the slightest attention.
Dorothy: You know, Blanche, until you told this story, I never realized how much we had in common.
Blanche: We don't have anything in common. That was a story Sophia told me about you.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: OK. How about when you were unmarried and pregnant?
Dorothy: I remember your exact words: "Get out of my house. You're dead. I have no daughter named Dorothy."
Sophia: Sure, in that tone of voice it sounds bad. But I'm supporting you now. Didn't I come here to live with you in your twilight years?
Dorothy: Ma, these are your twilight years.
Sophia: Are you kidding? I'm supposed to be dead. These are your twilight years.