Blanche Quote #744
Quote from Blanche in Rites of Spring
[flashback:]
Dorothy: Oh, God, you are gorgeous.
Eduardo: Yes, I know. I am Eduardo.
Rose: Oh, Eduardo, tonight is important to us. We want to look our best.
Eduardo: Don't worry, ladies. After Eduardo does a woman's hair, the years melt away. She's transformed into a breathtaking, sensuous, vivacious goddess of beauty. I tried to get all that on the sign, but they charge by the letter. Perhaps we should begin by your telling me what you would like me to do.
Blanche: Here. I have a picture.
Eduardo: Well, this is not you. You are a vixen. For you, I see a saucier cut. An Audrey Hepburn look. Simple, elegant, and something to accent these delicate features.
Blanche: Can you really do all that?
Eduardo: My dear, in many respects, styling hair is like making love. To do it well, one must have trust, respect and a chair you can pump up and down.
Blanche: I am your clay. Mold me.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Rites of Spring’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Blanche: Dorothy, do you realize it's only two weeks till Phyllis's Memorial Day beach party? That means there's only two weeks till we have to get back into bathing suits again. Well, I just slipped into last year's bikini and I think I look pretty good, but you give me your honest advice. Can I still pull it off?
Dorothy: Right now I'd be surprised if you could cut if off.
Quote from Dorothy
Sophia: This cake is guaranteed to make me gain back that pound.
Dorothy: Ma, all this eating you're doing is ridiculous. Now, I am sure you are already back up to 99lbs.
Sophia: We'll see. Wrong again, Kreskin. Still 98.
Blanche: 98 pounds. I can't remember the last time I weighed 98. Probably college.
Dorothy: Where'd you go to college, Blanche? The University of Jupiter?
Quote from Dorothy
[flashback:]
Yvonne: And stretch. Legs wider.
Dorothy: Oh, ow. That hurts.
Blanche: I'm not having any trouble.
Dorothy: Why is it that doesn't surprise me?