Sophia Quote #1088

Quote from Sophia in Valentine's Day

Papa Angelo: OK, I'm ready. Let's go.
Sophia: Papa, what was that noise?
Papa Angelo: My guess is machine guns.
Sophia: What?
Papa Angelo: I'm in the back looking for the john, OK? I see a bunch of guys lined up facing the wall, so I figure the toilet is broken, so I'm gonna wait in place behind one of these guys. Suddenly, someone's yelling to me, "Get outta there. You don't belong here." I say, "Wait a minute. I've peed against better walls than this in my time," when I see he's holding a machine gun. So I decide to take his advice. I move. Rat-a-tat-tat, everybody's falling, like flies on your Aunt Regine.
Sophia: You're letting your imagination run wild, Papa. This is Chicago, not Sicily. You're just a little homesick, that's all. [gunfire]
Salvadore: I saw another garage a couple of blocks away.
Papa Angelo: The car's not running.
Salvadore: Hey, who cares? I am.


 ‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes

Quote from Dorothy

Blanche: Well, we are going away for a romantic weekend to the Bahamas with Jeff and Rich and Randy. In this day and age it might be a good idea to take along some protection.
Rose: What kind of protection?
Dorothy: Two armed Pinkerton guards. No, Blanche is talking about, uh...
Rose: A Nestle's Crunch?
Dorothy: One over.
Rose: An enema bag?
Dorothy: To the right.
Rose: Dentu-Grip?
Dorothy: Condoms, Rose. Condoms, condoms, condoms!

Quote from Blanche

Blanche: Oh, come on, now. We may be from different generations but some things never change. Love is love, period.
Young Man: Yeah, I suppose, but every couple is different.
Blanche: You just listen. We were sitting right here. George took my hand in both of his and looked deep into my eyes and and he said, "You know, Blanche, you're a very special lady." And then he said how he just couldn't bear the thought of spending even one day out of the rest of his life without me right there. And then he said: "Blanche, would you be my wife?" And after I stopped crying I said yes.
Young Man: Blanche, you're right. Love is love, period. Some things never change. I'm gonna go through with it.
Blanche: Well, good for you. Here. And thank you for listening.
Young Man: Oh, Victor, come on. Let's get a table. There's something I have to tell you.
Blanche: [to the bartender] Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe some things do change.

 Sophia Petrillo Quotes

Quote from The Flu

Blanche: You don't have to worry about me. I never get sick. I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

Quote from The Engagement

Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.