Sophia Quote #1068
Quote from Sophia in The Impotence of Being Ernest
Sophia: Relax, Dorothy. I probably left it at Sonny's place.
Dorothy: Of course you did, right next to his body.
Sophia: How did you know?
Dorothy: Ma! It's all over the front page of today's paper.
Sophia: Oh. That's not Sonny. That's a dead guy.
Blanche: Of course he is, if you carried out that vendetta.
Sophia: What are you talking about? This was an '80s vendetta. It was all symbolic. You find the guy, drop a fish on his doorstep, boom, you wash your hands of the whole thing.
Dorothy: Ma, wait a minute. If that's all you did, how come your purse is still over there?
Sophia: Oh, well, maybe I did leave one thing out. While I was giving Sonny the evil eye, I noticed he was kinda cute. So, I decided to work in a little kiss of death too. Well, that livened him up, and we spent a very pleasant afternoon.
Blanche: Oh!
Dorothy: Ma, you are incredible.
Sophia: Those were Sonny's words exactly.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Impotence of Being Ernest’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Ernie: How's your souffle, Rose?
Rose: Delicious. I never did get the hang of making these. Boy, there is nothing more frustrating than waiting for one of these suckers to rise and it just won't. ... That's no reflection on you, Ernie.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Well, Rose has a date and I don't. What are the odds of something like this happening? There's probably a better chance of getting struck by lightning in a house you won from Ed McMahon.
Quote from Rose
Rose: If you ask me, people rely too much on sex in relationships, anyway.
Ernie: You're right. I mean, what is sex, after all?
Rose: Two clunky old bodies thrashing around against each other. Like animals.
Ernie: You get all sweaty and flushed.
Rose: Your hair gets mussed.
Ernie: You lose your breath.
Rose: You lose your earrings.
Ernie: Your mouth waters.
Rose: Your nose runs.
Ernie: Your heart races.
Rose: Your blood races.
Ernie: Rose.
Rose: Say it, Ernie.
Ernie: It's time, Rose.
Rose: Check, please!