Dorothy Quote #695
Quote from Dorothy in Stan Takes a Wife
Dorothy: Are you OK?
Katherine: Just a little nervous. I'm supposed to get married in exactly 20 minutes right here in this hotel.
Dorothy: Well, then, what are you doing here? Cold feet?
Katherine: Yeah, but not about him. See, he's got this ex-wife.
Dorothy: You better be careful what you say. I happen to be an ex-wife.
Katherine: Not like his, I'm sure. No one's like her. She's superwoman. She was the perfect wife. Cooked, cleaned, had two kids, got an education, has never looked better, and now she has a career.
Dorothy: That wasn't a marriage. That's a commercial for a mini pad.
Katherine: Her name is Dorothy and she's coming to our wedding. I mean, they're still friends. Listen to me. I'm so intimidated by a woman I've never even met.
Dorothy: Well, that's understandable. I mean, she sounds pretty terrific. I bet she's gorgeous, too.
Katherine: No. The daughter had a nose job and she had her mother's nose. Evidently it was a honker. [Dorothy chokes on her popcorn] Are you all right?
Dorothy: [spluttering] I'm fine.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Stan Takes a Wife’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: What about you? You must be exhausted being here by yourself all night.
Dorothy: I wasn't alone. Stan came by and stayed with me. Brought me food, held me. Showed me that special part of himself.
Rose: Right there in the waiting room?
Dorothy: Not that part, Rose!
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: You have been walking around sick for over a week. You'd feel a lot better if you would just obey the doctor's orders. Look, either you're gonna follow his orders or I'll call him and tell on you.
Sophia: Oh, what is he gonna do? Come over and spank me?
Blanche: If he does, tell him to come by my room.
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: Then it's finally happened. I cannot believe it. I have lost it, haven't I?
Sophia: In more backseats than any woman I know.