Blanche Quote #527
Quote from Blanche in Three on a Couch
[flashback:]
Blanche: Oh, Dorothy, I'll be ready to go in just a minute. I had Hannah do my makeup while my pedicure was drying, so all I have to do is change my shoes. Wait a minute. What are you doing?
Dorothy: I think I'm dying. But then again, this 104 fever may be clouding my judgment.
Blanche: Honey, look at what you're wearing. You can't go like that.
Dorothy: I think the funeral home has someone who handles that, Blanche. But thank you for caring.
Blanche: I'm talking about our double date. Good grief! This place looks like a hospital ward. Dorothy, don't you know Mike and Larry will be here any minute?
Dorothy: Blanche, I can't go out tonight. Look at me.
Blanche: But, Dorothy, you've looked much worse than this. Remember that time you gave yourself a home perm, burnt your hair right down to the roots and ended up looking like Buckwheat?
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Three on a Couch’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: The real problem is you, Blanche. You are selfish.
Blanche: Oh, please. Everybody says what a giving person I am.
Sophia: She's talking about when you're in an upright position.
Quote from Rose
Blanche: The point is, Rose, you do this kind of stupid thing all the time. And if you're not doing something stupid, you're saying something stupid, or wearing something stupid, or cooking something stupid.
Dr. Ashley: Rose, what do you think of Blanche saying these things?
Rose: I think she's a garconanokin.
Dr. Ashley: Well, what exactly does that mean?
Rose: Literally, it's the precise moment when dog doo turns white. But in general, it refers to the kind of person you don't wanna share your hoogencoggles with.
Dorothy: Rose, if you say one more of those stupid words, so help me-
Rose: Oh, blow it out your tubenburbles!
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: I'm Blanche Devereaux. And I know it's not pertinent at the moment, but I'm double-jointed.