Dorothy Quote #487
Quote from Dorothy in The Audit
Blanche: Just relax, Dorothy, sometimes they just randomly audit people. It doesn't mean there's a problem.
Stan: There's a problem.
Blanche: Oh, that's too bad. Pass the meatballs.
Stan: Dorothy, I take total blame for this. I know it's a bummer, but no matter what comes down, we're in this together, babe. Of course, I won't know till we reconstruct our finances, but the way I figure it we will probably have to pay a small fee.
Rose: That doesn't sound so bad.
Stan: Unless we get a prison term. But don't worry about it, I'll come by tomorrow night, we'll sit down and go over all the receipts. Pass the Parmesan-
Dorothy: I will not. Now get out, Stanley.
Stan: Calm down. I can eat it plain.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Audit’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I can't believe this is happening. Our whole married life, I was so careful about money. And all the time, Stanley had his hand in the cookie jar.
Rose: In the olden days, the Vikings would cut off your hand if they caught you stealing. They'd cut out your tongue if they caught you lying. They'd cut off your feet if they caught you trespassing.
Sophia: Too bad there wasn't a Viking around when Stan knocked you up.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I only have half of the 2500. And since I don't qualify for a bank loan, I'm just gonna have to sell some of my stuff.
Sophia: Hold it. No daughter of mine is selling her stuff. It's a sin, it's a crime, and let's face it, Dorothy, lately you can't give it away.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: Do you know that promotion I was up for at the counseling center? Well, I found out I can't have it unless I become bilingual.
Blanche: Oh, no, honey, don't do that. No job is worth having to date women.
Dorothy: Blanche, "bilingual" refers to a person who speaks more than one language.
Blanche: Oh! Why'd I think it was something sexual?