Blanche Quote #367
Quote from Blanche in Bedtime Story
Rose: Tell me a story. It always worked when I was a little girl.
Blanche: I don't know any stories.
Rose: Make one up.
Blanche: Oh, all right. Once upon a time, there were three bears.
Rose: Not that one.
Blanche: Pigs.
Rose: No.
Blanche: Elephants and they lived with a girl named Rose.
Rose: The elephants lived in the house?
Blanche: They were elephant dolls. And every night when Rose went to bed, she'd take the elephants with her because they made her feel so safe and secure.
Rose: Elephant dolls?
Blanche: Right. Elephant dolls. Until finally one night, they got so sick and tired of Rose annoying them that they went to sleep someplace else. And two big, old escaped convicts snuck in through the window and murdered Rose in her sleep.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Bedtime Story’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: Please, Blanche, please. I'm too scared to go back to my room. This kind of thing has always frightened me, ever since I was a little girl, when I first heard my parents whispering about the St. Olaf slasher.
Blanche: Slasher?
Rose: Yes. Oh, he terrorized St. Olaf for months. In the dark of night, he'd sneak into an unsuspecting farmer's field and mercilessly slash his scarecrow to shreds.
Blanche: He was a scarecrow slasher?
Rose: Primarily. Although he was suspected in the disfigurement of several whisk brooms. Oh, I was so scared at night, I'd sleep in the closet so he couldn't find me.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: What are you doing?
Blanche: I am contouring my eyebrows. I use Miss Christie Brinkley as a guide 'cause we have the exactly same bone structure. I just hope she doesn't go to pot after that baby comes. I don't want that big-eyed husband of hers coming after me.
Rose: I never do very much with my eyebrows.
Blanche: That's why, from the nose up, you look like Wilfred Brimley.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Oh, girls, girls, can I please share your electric blanket?
Dorothy & Sophia: No.
Blanche: Oh, come on. I can't sleep. My bed's never been so cold. Especially on a Saturday night.